What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?